Wednesday, February 27, 2008

"What's Your Name? Who's Your Daddy?" - TIME OF THE SEASON - The Zombies - 117.9 bpm - Calibrations, Graphs, iTunes Screenshots, YouTube Entry



Meanspeed Music Summary
song title=TIME OF THE SEASON
performer=The Zombies


expression category according to meanspeed music theory=foreboding
meanspeed/average tempo=117.9 beats per minute
average beat=0.509 seconds between beats, 2.04 seconds per measure
beat frequency=1.965 beats per second
Corresponding Pitch=251.52 Hertz
album=Sony Music 100 Years: Pop Music - The Golden Era 1951-1975
File Type=m4p
File Size=3.3 MB
File Kind=Protected AAC audio file
Bit rate=128 kbps
Sample rate=44.100 kHz



Graphs were generated by measuring groups of every common measure (four quarter-notes) ten times with Seiko 300-lap stopwatches where ten trials were averaged, coordinated and synthesized. For step by step easy method, click here or just pull from the the dropdown screen to your above left. Speed graphs were created in Microsoft's Excel for MacIntosh 2004 on an Apple iBook G4.



Add, if you desire, the BPM on your iTunes by hitting CNTRL/I an filling in the blank. Jobs knows the tempos, though, right? Nope. Or, can you say, "save something" - I cannot tell.


Ian Schneider
February 27, 2008
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Saturday, February 23, 2008

The Psychology Of Music Tempo & Don Campell's Charletonism— WordPress のブログ、画像、その他


Control your mental speed, control your mood.

The meanspeed music theory does this without search for anything but open minds and a peaceful world.


I have been asked many times, "Dude, if it's such a great theory, why don't you SELL it, make a gadget with the knowledge?"


Meanspeed Music Summary
song title="Eleanor Rigby"



To which I respond: My dad is an eye surgeon who retired on Friday - I take my cues from him.  I was taught as a child: by the rules of the Hippocratic Oath, if one comes upon a medical cure, one must present it without look toward compensation.  One does it for the health of all humans.  Selling an idea that will benefit others health is a violation of every moral law.  Those of you who do it, like that that phony Don Campbell of the "Mozart Effect" ABSOLUTE scam.  How thia dude sleeps at night, with all his ill-gotten gains, is the secret he ought to share.  Nothing is more abhorrent than a charletan making millions of dollars on a theory that is difficult to prove in the negative - though by now over 1,000 studies have shown Campbell a fake greedy bastard - and all the money wasted by the good parents out there who could

When you wake up, hear a song that is disagreeable to you and stays in your head all day, the situation can become so annoying that you may seek medical attention.  An EARWORM is the scientific name for a song you cannot get out of your head.   There has been one *death* from this condition, and of course, lest you think I make any of this up, we live in the Google/Wikipedia/Yahoo age of information in a nanosecond.  I do not make things up.
  
The flip side of an earworm?  There is no name for that yet - let's make one up now- Motivational Buzz.  Ever have one?  As in a day where you "just do not miss!"  You know what I mean: your favorite rhythm in your head, an extra spring in your step and those lucky breaks.  Again, the cup is about to  spill, you catch it.  You are about to trip in a crack on a sidewalk, and you regain your balance.

Thank you all for considering this theory and the far reaching applications I hope it will have.  So said, without your feeback, negative and positive, my theory is nothing.  On http://www.meanspeed.com/methodology, the manner in which I achieved my offers of proof is laid out absolutely naked.  The process, if a bit repetitive and boring, is simple, easy to understand - my results are repeateavle by ANY reaasonable person.  Nothing is of "invention" in meanspeed music theory.  Rather, nature revealed itself to me - wow, I know - BY ACCIDENT.  In truth, it was random luck.  The pattern seen in the chaos is about a million times better and of more value than my life will ever be.  In August 1990, in Manalapan, Florida, two local marine "law enforcement agents" tried to kill me and three of my friends.  A racial incident - the boat driver's name was "COHEN" - and it became 'Let's kill the Jews' time.  We were led into our deaths - and thanks to the amazing poise and bravery of our ship's captain, we survived.  I know - no one likes a good survivng death story, so detail no was not necessary.

At that point, I was 2 years into exploring this pattern in speed.  As I hit (and there are two types out there- eitehr you have thought your death was immediately going to happen and your life changed, maybe 5% of you, and the others of you, be glad you never had it happen to you.  Perspective?  Yes, at the price of THIS IS HOW I AM GOING TO DIE!) land, with a second, borrowed life that I still live, my method had become simple and clean - and I knew that the best thing I would ever have to offer the world - the only way I could die leaving the world a better place than I had been born into - would be to spread the word:

IF YOU MASTER THESE SPEED TERRITORIES AND THEIR CORRESPONDING EMOTIONS, YOU WILL GAIN CONTROL OF YOUR MENTAL SPEED.  I BRING THIS GOOD NEWS TO YOU BECAUSE MAKING OTHERS HAPPY IS , FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD, GOOD.  MAKING OTHERS HAPPY WORKS.  IT IS GREED THAT IS A MORTAL SIN, AND GREED, FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD, KILLS.  OLIVER STONE HAS IT RIGHT - I HAVE MET HIM, AND HE TOO, IN A DIFFERENT SETTING, AND AFTER SOMEONE SHOOTS AT YOU, YOU CHANGE.


LOVE TO ALL
Ian Andrew Schneider
Princeton, New Jersey
February 23, 2008



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